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Hello again, world.
Jun. 21st, 2010 | 04:27 am
Got nothing important to post. I'm just amazed this still exists. Livejournal loggin ur eventz.
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Happy thankybitsday
Nov. 22nd, 2007 | 01:36 pm
To all me friends, thank you for being who you are. I love you all. I'm not much for holidays, but I hope you have a day filled with greatness!
Your pal,
BD
Your pal,
BD
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This is completely serious
Nov. 18th, 2007 | 01:44 pm
I have something to tell you all. I'm.. I'm pregnant!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:17641
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:17641
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Eh!?
Jul. 17th, 2006 | 07:32 pm
/taptap
Is this thing on?
...Hello.
/flee
Is this thing on?
...Hello.
/flee
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Groovy
Jun. 11th, 2004 | 02:46 am
So I was requested to do a fanfic. A male/male fanfic. Okay, you fucking asked for it.
If you don't like it, don't bitch at me and say it sucks because I don't like criticism. IT WAS FOR MY FRIEND I SWEAR! *looks around*
Pairing: These two guys
Rating: NC-17 + A (for awesome!)
Word Count: Uhhh..
Teh Awesome Multipurpose Fanfic
Enter. Really sexy guy.
Enter. Other sexy guy.
Clothed in silky robe things. Both of them. Totally.
Robes drop to the floor. Magic. Lack of grammar.
Lots of ribbons. Lots of periods. Not those periods.
Guy with that one type of hair shoved on bed. Guy with other type hair follows.
Jerking - To grasp and move about randomly and with force; masturbation. Mutual. Yeah.
A moan. Two of them. I think. Maybe more. Fuck it. Lots of moaning.
Lube spells. Shake that wand just right.
Ass. Into which it is shoved. Ouch. Not my type of thing. I can still write about it.
Much rejoicing. Screaming ensues. Ecstacy, I don't know how to spell it.
Lots of penis juice. Itchy tasty. Wash hands afterwords.
Laying in the bed. One asks what the other is thinking about.
A slap. A map. A wiggity wiggity whap. Bust a rhyme.
This story sucks.
If you don't like it, don't bitch at me and say it sucks because I don't like criticism. IT WAS FOR MY FRIEND I SWEAR! *looks around*
Pairing: These two guys
Rating: NC-17 + A (for awesome!)
Word Count: Uhhh..
Teh Awesome Multipurpose Fanfic
Enter. Really sexy guy.
Enter. Other sexy guy.
Clothed in silky robe things. Both of them. Totally.
Robes drop to the floor. Magic. Lack of grammar.
Lots of ribbons. Lots of periods. Not those periods.
Guy with that one type of hair shoved on bed. Guy with other type hair follows.
Jerking - To grasp and move about randomly and with force; masturbation. Mutual. Yeah.
A moan. Two of them. I think. Maybe more. Fuck it. Lots of moaning.
Lube spells. Shake that wand just right.
Ass. Into which it is shoved. Ouch. Not my type of thing. I can still write about it.
Much rejoicing. Screaming ensues. Ecstacy, I don't know how to spell it.
Lots of penis juice. Itchy tasty. Wash hands afterwords.
Laying in the bed. One asks what the other is thinking about.
A slap. A map. A wiggity wiggity whap. Bust a rhyme.
This story sucks.
