incarnate85 ([info]incarnate85) wrote,
2004-06-11 02:46:00

Groovy

So I was requested to do a fanfic. A male/male fanfic. Okay, you fucking asked for it.

If you don't like it, don't bitch at me and say it sucks because I don't like criticism. IT WAS FOR MY FRIEND I SWEAR! *looks around*

Pairing: These two guys
Rating: NC-17 + A (for awesome!)
Word Count: Uhhh..


Teh Awesome Multipurpose Fanfic

Enter. Really sexy guy.

Enter. Other sexy guy.

Clothed in silky robe things. Both of them. Totally.

Robes drop to the floor. Magic. Lack of grammar.

Lots of ribbons. Lots of periods. Not those periods.

Guy with that one type of hair shoved on bed. Guy with other type hair follows.

Jerking - To grasp and move about randomly and with force; masturbation. Mutual. Yeah.

A moan. Two of them. I think. Maybe more. Fuck it. Lots of moaning.

Lube spells. Shake that wand just right.

Ass. Into which it is shoved. Ouch. Not my type of thing. I can still write about it.

Much rejoicing. Screaming ensues. Ecstacy, I don't know how to spell it.

Lots of penis juice. Itchy tasty. Wash hands afterwords.

Laying in the bed. One asks what the other is thinking about.

A slap. A map. A wiggity wiggity whap. Bust a rhyme.

This story sucks.


  • Post a new comment

    Error

    switch
     
    Help
  • 12 comments

[info]tcregan

June 10 2004, 23:55:08 UTC 7 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OH! That was great. Penis Juice. That's hilarious. Lovely job.

[info]malfoypatriarch

June 11 2004, 00:00:47 UTC 7 years ago

This is...the most meaningful fic EVER!

So philosophical. So very moving. I've never been so touched.

A slap. A map. A wiggity wiggity whap. Bust a rhyme.

This line had me in tears. If only all of humanity would embrace this theology, the world would be a happier place.

I am so adding this to memories!

[info]wikdsushi

June 11 2004, 00:12:58 UTC 7 years ago

I'm never drinking juice again.

[info]incarnate85

June 11 2004, 00:34:26 UTC 7 years ago

Yes.. at last one of them has understood.

[info]lunarennui

June 11 2004, 01:42:58 UTC 7 years ago

if you don't post this to [info]teh_bezt_fics i will cry and tear at my hair.

[info]incarnate85

June 11 2004, 09:40:49 UTC 7 years ago

Aw, and I thought not much HP parody had been done. :(

Isn't that Harle from Chrono Cross??

[info]arionrhod

June 11 2004, 01:48:23 UTC 7 years ago

Oh. My. Ghod.

*blinks*

Okay, there is no slash fanfic left to write. You've just written them all. Well, I guess we can close the comms now, it's all over...

:D

[info]lonestarkate

June 11 2004, 07:28:31 UTC 7 years ago

*dies*

OMG, yes.

[info]loony_moony

June 11 2004, 11:57:17 UTC 7 years ago

*wipes self from the floor*

Got here through [info]malfoypatriarch, so yeah, it's her I'm going to sue for making my brain explode all over the screen. >:)

My god. Are you intentionally trying to kill masses of smut fangirls (and boys)? I'm sure you do, you saucy mynx. ;)

[info]lycoris

June 11 2004, 12:40:39 UTC 7 years ago

It's lke...I feel...I just feel as though my life has been enriched. Everything has as new meaning to it! The sky is a brither...bluey colour with dark grey clouds. The TV is making more...soundy sounds. The feel on the keyboard on my fingertips is different than it ever has been before. It's...my life is so...

So.....

So....

Utterly disturbing. :)

[info]gypsy_curse

June 11 2004, 15:44:15 UTC 7 years ago

Bwahahaha.
Perfect.
Absolutely. Perfect.
LOL, I think that pretty much sums up every fic I've ever read.
*cringes*

[info]kitkatkatie

June 11 2004, 23:17:05 UTC 7 years ago

*falls over laughing* Aww dude, I'm going to memorize that and repeat it when people ask me what fanfics/slash is all about...and then randomly when I feel it's mean.

<3
Create an Account
Forgot your login or password?
Facebook Twitter More login options
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…